For your relatives: College is a place where all the sanskaari kids find aish hi aishand somehow turn awaara. They think college life is the time when kid starts smoking, drinking, having sex.

For your parents: College is that transitional time in your life when you’re too young to go on a Goa trip with your friends and you’re too old to sit around at home doing nothing all day. When you’re too young to be doing a job and too old to be asking for money.

For your old friends: College is a comma in your social life. It’s a place where your realize that you were friends with people in school only because you saw them 5 days a week. So, you make new friends, explore new relationships, meet people who share your interests. More often than not, that comma turns into a full stop.

For bollywood: College is that unforgettable part of your life when you truly realize the purpose of your life and everything magically starts to make sense. It’s the time where you find your lifelong best friends and you have the most epic life adventures with them.

For you:  College is your own little paradox. It’s the time in your life when you want to go out, meet new people and party but you also wanna stay home, study and work hard. You want to make friends & probably find the love of your life, but you also wanna eat pizza alone while watching Friends TV show. Want to go out on an adventure with your friends but you also wanna sleep in your bed till 3 pm. Want to get fit but you also want to eat maggi and fries every night. You want your CV to look good but you also don’t want to work internships. That’s college life. Sack full of contradictions.

Here are some of those hilarious struggles every college student in India will truly understand & relate to:

You know you’re a college student when your alarm looks like this

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Usually you snooze away your morning lectures, but when you do wake up

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This usually never happens, but when it does

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But this is how morning lectures basically look like

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And just when you start to enjoy your college life

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The hardest part about college is 75% attendance.

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When you spot your teacher carrying checked answer sheets

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You know you’re a college student

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When college professors make you buy those expensive books for literally one page

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I’m a simple plan. My life wish is just 75% attendance

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College life summed up in a photo

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When the name is enough to trigger you

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When everybody keeps asking you the “after college plan”

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